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Gaming Christmas Carols

Mitch — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 18:44:30 +0000

We’re really getting into the holiday spirit here at GamerSushi, but there’s always been one thing that we’ve found to be deficient in this most favorite of seasons: uber-leet carols! Sure, we all know the classics, like Frosty the Snowman or Silent Night, but are they really relevant anymore?

Well, fear not, as we’ve taking the liberty of updating some old dusty songs into something new and modern! The only things they’re missing are motion controls and HD graphics!
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Post tags: gaming carols, gaming humor, metal gear solid, modern warfare 2, world of warcraft

Getting in Shape, Gamer Style!

Mitch — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:17:14 +0000

It’s a well known fact that gamers are a slovenly folk; so much so that we’d rather watch fit, athletic people run around on a screen than do these things ourselves. Well, I’ve got a brand new program that will whip you into shape post-haste simply by copying these classic gaming moves and turning them into exercises:
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Post tags: call of duty, donkey knong, gaming humor, halo, new super mario bros wii

Shut Up Already! Gaming’s Most Annoying Sidekicks

Mitch — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:44:02 +0000

Video games are supposed to hold your attention for hours on end, whether that is with engaging characters, superior game-play elements or what have you. Sometimes, though, you have to puzzle at the sheer stupidity of making a sidekick who is the most annoying person (or thing) that has ever grated your patience. Here’s a list of the top five sidekicks that make me want to beat the game designer to death with a rusty spoon:

5. Kreia: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Nothing is more irritating than a character that finds fault with everything that you do, which is why Kreia comes in at number five. Whether you’re a goody two-shoes Jedi or a completely evil baby-stealing innocent-killing Sith, Kreia always has a few words to say about your choices during the game. Despite the fact that she herself is a Sith, any dark side choices you make are wrong from her point of view. Talk about nagging.
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Post tags: gaming humor, gaming sidekicks, Gta Iv, Legend Of Zelda, metal gear solid, sonic unleashed, star wars knight of the old republic 2

7 Things a Hardcore Gamer Should Never Admit, Vol. 1

Eddy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:08:15 +0000

As those experienced in the realm of nerdery, we gamers know what it is like to be social outcasts more often than not. We understand that there are certain codes, unwritten rules to being a part of circles, and what must be done to infiltrate them.

The same is true of the gaming community, perhaps more so than other clubs. To keep our hardcore gaming membership card secure in our wallets, there are certain appearances we must uphold in order to earn the respect of the gaming community at large.
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Post tags: final fantasy, gaming humor, konami code, retro gaming, things a gamer should never admit, video game faq, video game humor