Gaming Christmas Carols

odst santa
We’re really getting into the holiday spirit here at GamerSushi, but there’s always been one thing that we’ve found to be deficient in this most favorite of seasons: uber-leet carols! Sure, we all know the classics, like Frosty the Snowman or Silent Night, but are they really relevant anymore?

Well, fear not, as we’ve taking the liberty of updating some old dusty songs into something new and modern! The only things they’re missing are motion controls and HD graphics!

Solid Snake is Coming to Town
sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town
You better watch out
You better run and hide
Better get the FOXDIE
I’m telling you why
Solid Snake is coming to town
He’s got a hit list
He’s checking it twice;
Gonna find out who’s got to be sliced
Solid Snake is coming to town
He crawls by when you are sleeping
He lurks inside your base
He’s sneaking through your neighborhood
And he’ll tranq you in the face!
O! You better watch out!
You better run and hide
Better get the FOXDIE
I’m telling you why
Solid Snake is coming to town
Solid Snake is coming to town!

Killstreak Run
sung to the tune of Little Drummer Boy
I’m on a killing spree, ra tat tat tat tat
One more for the U-A-V, ra tat tat tat tat
Two attachments thanks to Bling, ra tat tat tat tat
No more bunny-hopping, ra tat tat tat,
ra tat tat tat tat, ra tat tat tat tat,

A killstreak run, ra tat tat tat tat,
me and my gun.

Little newbie, ra tat tat tat tat
No payback for thee, ra tat tat tat tat
I have more pain to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
Free-for-all, that’s my thing, ra tat tat tat tat,
ra tat tat tat tat, ra tat tat tat tat,

A killstreak, ra tat tat tat tat,
me and my gun.

He has the Javelin, ra tat tat tat tat
Double shotguns for the win, ra tat tat tat tat
I almost got the nuke, ra tat tat tat tat
One more kill…Aw, shoot!, ra tat tat tat tat,
ra tat tat tat tat, ra tat tat tat tat,

My killstreak run is done, ra tat tat tat tat
me and my gun.

Raid the Halls
sung to the tune of Deck the Halls
Looking for group to run Ulduar,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
Twenty five man; must have gotten far,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
Only Warriors need to be tanking,
Fa la la la, fa la la la.
Watch your agro or we’ll be ganking,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
This boss needs expert timing,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
Listen to my guild, all they’re doing is whining,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
Roll for loot, don’t be a ninja,
Fa la la la, fa la la la.
If you need we’re gonna boot ya,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Watch it now as the guild’s disbanded,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
My resignation has been handed,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
I’ll have to start it all again,
Fa la la la, fa la la la.
Maybe I’ll roll Horde just to show them,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.

Happy Holidays to you and yours from the GamerSushi staff! Hope you you got all the sweet presents you asked for!

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mitch@gamersushi.com Twitter: @mi7ch Gamertag: Lubeius PSN ID: Lubeius SteamID: Lube182 Origin/EA:Lube182 Currently Playing: Stardew Valley, Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam, Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords, Battlefield 4, Tom Clancy Double Feature: Rainbow Six Siege and The Division

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