Today’s WTF: The Great Solid Snake EscapePosted by Eddy on November 16th, 2008
Video games teach us to do lots of things. Drive exotic cars, love exotic women and even jump on the heads of turtles. In the case of a 42 year old Turkish man in Germany, they taught him how to pull off a prison escape.
That’s right, a dude escaped from prison last week using a cardboard box. How very Metal Gear Solid of him. He hid inside of it and loaded himself into a cargo truck, which promptly drove him from the grounds, where he cut through the tarp and leaped to his freedom. This is both hilarious and scary, but I can’t help but laugh just a little on the inside. Dramatization below:
Source- Shacknews







November 16th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
The worst part of all this is that he is aging rapidly and will be dead within a week.
November 16th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
lol! With a box? That was actually pretty smart.
November 16th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
LOL ur so right.
November 16th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Great work snake, hehe.
Those guards are stupid than a box of rocks!
November 16th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Just a box
Wow, I hope they dont catch him XD
November 16th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Jack Thompson: You see how dangerous video games are? Metal Gear Solid teaches people how to break out of jail!
lol
November 16th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
When they found out, did exclamation points appear over their heads?
November 16th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
an avid gamer? or just pure coincidence?
either way, to all those inmates out there, guards aren’t as smart as you think!
November 17th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
i read the story. the guards reckon it was planned. how does an inmate, i jail, contact accomplices, tell them when and how he’s escaping and arrange to be picked up, from inside a jail?
November 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Haven’t you seen Prison Break?
Me, either.