Here at GamerSushi, we’re not only about talking about our favorite video games, we’re all about being creative and making them, too. Granted, none of us are developers, coders, artists, and any of that stuff. But we can play a mean lick on Guitar Hero or pull off a triple jump on Mario. That should be enough right?
Since we’re completely qualified to make up new games, we figured we’d start off with some of the most ludicrous, ridiculous, cheesy and stupid ideas for video games that we could think of, in a new feature called “Pitch Your Game!”
At the end, you guys vote and decide which of the two would be way more
THE PITCH: The Mushroom Kingdom is at peace. Bowser and his minions have not been seen for months. Princess Peach, on a routine visit to the Fire Flower Fields, is kidnapped. All the Fire Flowers in the Mushroom Kingdom are stolen by Bowser who has equipped his soldiers with their power. Mario, knowing his jumping skills will not be enough, turns to his only hope: THE 2ND AMENDMENT.
Mario and his arsenal of handguns, automatic weapons, rocket launchers and plasma guns from the future are the only thing that can save Princess Peach in…
SUPER MARIO SHOOTER: PLATFORMING EVOLVED
“It’s a’me, Mario. You’s gonna die, bitch”
THE GAMEPLAY: Picture the engine and control scheme of Metroid Prime. It’s perfect to allow Mario the precision jumping he needs and also to shoot his Punisher-like arsenal. Each level will have Mario shooting and jumping his way past heavily armed Goombas, Koopa Troopas and of course, Bullet Bills. Every level will end in a massive one on one gun fight with one of Bowser’s kids, making their triumphant return. And they have been spending their time away at Ted Nugent’s ranch because they are packing! The last battle against Bowser will end in an action time event where Peach takes a bazooka she keeps under her dress and blows Bowser into a million pieces.
And EA should develop it.
THE PITCH: The wizarding world is in turmoil. Muggles and muggleborns are being tortured by Death Eaters, with Lord Voldemort quickly rising to power. You are but a young wizard of many, with a lovable English accent, just trying to prove that you can make your mark in history. With a wand at your side, and your thousands of friends, you can take on the evils around you- and also, do your homework and other fun sidequests in…
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBBLEDYGOOK MMORPG
“It’s like World of
THE GAMEPLAY: Grind your way through countless hours of questing and classes. You can attend awesome things like Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Herbology, and gain your experience through hour and two hour long sessions. Your field of play is Hogwarts, and you can engage in open PvP against kids from other houses. Fight your way through all 7 years to Wizarding adulthood before you get your kickass hypogriff mount.
However, if NPC Harry Potter is around, you don’t have to worry about a thing. Just sit on your ass and let him do all the work- just like the books! And if you really want, you can try to score with Hermione. Take off your robe and wizard hat, fools!
So, which of these two games would totally rule? Let us know your thoughts!