CERN is Black Mesa

So, if you haven’t heard, be forewarned that the world is ending today, no thanks to CERN in Europe experimenting with black holes and supercolliders, etc. The details are a little fuzzy for me as I lack the proper brain hemispheres to compute the physics of it, but I know that poop could hit the fan, and I’m prepared.

The funniest part of all of this, is what CERN is doing is essentially the premise behind the Half-Life games, starring crowbar wielding Gordon Freeman. It is for this reason that some dudes sent CERN a crowbar and a strategy guide for the game. I think it’s hilarious.

Source- Reddit

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6 thoughts on “CERN is Black Mesa”

  1. Thats f’n awesome! Funny as hell, hopefully some one there gets a real good kick out of that.

    Seriously though those colliders are neat. If we blow up the world at least it will be for science. It wont happen.

  2. Perhaps they should have included a note, warning CERN to prepare for unforeseen consequences?

    To quote one of the oafish Half-Life scientists, “I never thought I’d see a resonance cascade, not in this lifetime!”

    lol XD

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