Today’s WTF? Crazy Name Changes

30 Aug 2008 | Posted by

Yahoo News is reporting that Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Johnson, known for his endzone antics has legally changed his last name to “Ocho Cinco”, a reference to his jersey number 85.

 

According to Johnson Ocho Cinco:

It’s something I don’t think anyone has ever done before. Have I ever had a reason for why I do what I do? I’m having fun.

Clearly, Mr. Ocho Cinco is dying to sell some jerseys, but it raises the question: what video game character or reference would you change your name to? Or would you name your kids anything like that? If not a game, how about a movie or book reference?

I would have to say that I have always liked the name “Anakin”. Just sounds cool. I would probably not name my kid that, maybe his middle name at the most. My fiancee is in love with Joaquin Phoenix and wants to name a son that, which is actually fine by me, I like the name. But if we have a girl, I want to name her Sadie. Only problem is, there is a Beatles song called, “Sexy Sadie” and that’s just asking for trouble.

So? What about you guys?

Source: Yahoo News

6 Comments »

  • drifty254 said:

    dibs on megatron as a first name!

  • Kalgros said:

    If I was to name my kid after a video game Character it would be John. A normal name but reference to Master Chief.

  • Anthony (author) said:

    If I was to name my kid after a video game Character it would be John. A normal name but reference to Master Chief.

    That’s pretty good, makes perfect sense. I have always liked the name John too, b/c of John Lennon.

  • FreeSkiPhreak said:

    avery after sgt avery johnson (halo) or sexy mc sex sex. no reference to anything, but it would be diff. you know? like sexy mc sex sex lauzon. his friends would be all like “you wanna go to the movies sexy?”

  • Sean said:

    Seriously that’s ridiculous XD

    Here’s what money gets you lol

  • Anthony (author) said:

    Yeah, why do people go insane with names once they get famous?

    Apple?

    Pilot Inspecktor?

    Zuma Nesta Rock?

    God, someone stop this!